You've opened the WUF translator.

"Goodness gracious! I've never seen you before, but you must be friends! Did Captain Error send you? How's it going? Would you like a cookie? Oops, I might have eaten them after all. Oh, what happened?

Well, Bug and I were sitting in the beach bar, listening to the sailors' stories as we do every Sunday. Then, a stranger walked in, muttering something about Turtle Island's treasure. Exciting! Bug and I set off immediately.

When we arrived at Turtle Island, we noticed another boat approaching it. It was the same stranger! We thought about sharing the treasure, but that didn't suit him. He threw a coconut to the other side of the island, and I ran after it because I can't resist flying spherical things! Meanwhile, the stranger smashed our boat to pieces and grabbed the treasure right before our noses. Oh, whiskers! I tried to bark him back, but the stranger started rowing towards the horizon. Luckily, he hadn't noticed little Bug, who had climbed aboard the boat and is now traveling to wherever the treasure is. I smell a new adventure!

By the way, I think you'd make good cyberpunks, meaning regular sailors of the Operation. But now, who will carry me home? Would you like a cookie?"

Loop the ship dog